Famous Vo-Tech Grads are "Baffled"

New York Magazine seems to think that "top hairdressers" are "baffled" by my rich, lush, chocolate brown amazingness. What. Ever. Have you seen magazine writers lately? They wouldn't know a good hair cut if they were ambushed by the entire cast of Queer Eye. And don't get me started on "top hairdressers." Ooh, you're the best at something that I can get for eight bucks in a strip mall. You've certainly lived up to your potential with that life choice.