The new Governor of Illinois, who barely has enough hair to cover a dachshund's ass, wants to "fumigate" the state's government. If they're spraying any chemicals in the statehouse, he better hope they don't contribute to hair loss, because he doesn't have much left between his scalp and the wide open sky.
It turns out that, before the smell of my product had even faded from the office, the replacement governor's cronies were busily removing all traces of my person from the state capitol. Don't worry, though. We managed to collect all of our styling tools, implements and products before we left. They won't have my immaculately coiffed self to kick around anymore.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
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