His Hair Was Almost As Awesome As Me

There's a new book out that aims to burst the bubbles of the neo-cons who've let their esteem for Ronald Reagan turn into a worship that's practically cult-like. I've only skimmed the first chapter, but so far I don't see any mention of how amazing his hair was, especially for a man in his 70s. So rich and luxurious, with a wonderful wave and just the right touch of gray and gravitas. It was true statesman hair, almost as awe-inspiring as myself.

It seems such a shame that the author is focusing on rampant historical revisionism, and ignoring that beautiful head of hair. People so seldom focus on the important things.