As If I Had A Choice!

MSNBC is clucking about how I refused to be butchered by the ham-fisted dullards who work behind the scenes at The View when I made an appearance on Monday morning. Well, of course I did! Have you seen what laughably passes for hair on the women around that table? I was afraid for my life. No way would I have done the show if I'd been subjected to that kind of treatment.

And if I ever see Joy Behar in a dark alley, that bitch is going to be sorry.